Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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