"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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