Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
