Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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