Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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