How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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