Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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