My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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