i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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