im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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