mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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