I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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