I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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