Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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