Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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