Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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