I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I think people are normalizing furries
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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