i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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