do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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