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go home
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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