And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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