areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You pole danced in your parka.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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