I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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