I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.