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Writing my paper on freud at bar

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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children

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Smooth

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(203): Writing my paper on freud at bar (917): ?? (203): Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children (917): Smooth http://tfl.nu/hb6n

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I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.

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(203): I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche. http://tfl.nu/n3n6

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When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.

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(203): When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you. http://tfl.nu/1g0q

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he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.

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(303): he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused. http://tfl.nu/ocgb

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what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?

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(714): what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date? http://tfl.nu/fkwi

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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...

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Are you serious?

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yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...

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(917): so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head... (845): Are you serious? (917): yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it... http://tfl.nu/iiih

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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.

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(586): She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her. http://tfl.nu/fg6t

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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.

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(705): I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it. http://tfl.nu/m045

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I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.

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(314): I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again. http://tfl.nu/qrkv

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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.

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(228): It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression. http://tfl.nu/876s

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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.

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(909): I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit. http://tfl.nu/gsje

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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.

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(208): well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list. http://tfl.nu/vs8b

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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.

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(510): She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again. http://tfl.nu/2r7a

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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.

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(706): From one hot mess to another... Get it together. http://tfl.nu/0xgv

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How are you feeling?

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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.

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(541): How are you feeling? (1-541): Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am. http://tfl.nu/yuas

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