Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn