What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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