So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
how drunk are you?
Several
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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