i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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