Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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