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• (903): View more from Texas

  The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser

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• (530): View more from California

  Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.

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• (818): View more from California

  What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"

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• (818): View more from California

  WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON

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• (707): View more from California

  I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep

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• (347): View more from New York

  every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week

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• (409): View more from Texas

  He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.

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