She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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