Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
