He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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