Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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