dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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