I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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