every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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