is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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