he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
porn star boner night. come get it.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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