; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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