One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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