butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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