At least make sure they are 18
Why
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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