dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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