I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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