Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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