I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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