idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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