Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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