I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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