its not stalking. its research.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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