I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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