god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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