I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
MIDGETS
????
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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