You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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