Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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