Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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